The FIRST EVER Brownney Racing League Power Rankings

Updated: Sep 12, 2023

Chris has been waiting a long time for this. Literally DM's me every day asking about these.

Well the moment has arrived. I am finally going to rank all of you. It wasn't popular on Mondays, it won't be popular here. But I think we are all narcissistic enough to see if we made these rankings and if I perceive you as a good driver. Truthfully I think you all suck. Some just suck a little less.

1. Jacob Grant (Previous: N/A)- The guy has won 3 of the first 6 race so the season. How could he not be number 1? Well perhaps because it's been 3 races since he's last won. You suck Jacob.

2.Chris Smith (Previous: N/A)-Doesn't do anything all season, but wins when it counts. He always does it. Doesn't deserve this ranking over his son Caleb, but I would really like some in house controversy and fighting before the chase starts.

3. Caleb Smith (Previous: N/A)- He's my favorite C. Smith. His dad is kind of a tool. I mean kind of cool. Reminds me of Max and Jos Verstappen. One of them runs up front.

4. Josh Aultice (Previous: N/A)- Everytime we go to an oval Josh is right there with Jacob and probably should have an extra win or two this season. But every time we go to a road course Josh is right there with Chris and also still with Jacob. Reminds us we are all human.

5. Abe Ghoston (Previous: N/A)- He's been the fifth best driver all season. Unfortunate he had computer issues and Evan being so good at the Glen.

6. Evan Kinney (Previous: N/A)- Evan just had a baby. Well his wife did. He didn't that'd be weird. But theoretically possible. That's what society is pushing for, right?

RIP Tony Trepasso. Fly high Tony.