Revival of the Power Rankings - Season 22 Edition: Josh's Dead Dog

Nathan Brown
Nov 18, 2024
2 min read

The Clean Racing League is the best sim racing league in the world because of all of you. I love each and every one of you. Except Steven Tuck. F*** that guy. He doesn't read these.

Chris asked me to bring these back. Here goes nothing:

Matt Batby (Previous: N/A)- He doesn't even race here anymore. But I still can't bump him.

Lane Hosler (Previous: N/A)- He chokes in season finales more than my wi...actually no, it's quite easy to swallow. The SNB boys are just great drivers and came up clutch. Can't even score first place in the power rankings when it matters.

Ross Tatum, (Previous: N/A)- - May as well paint your car green and rename yourself Joey Stiers. I've only seen one man rob Lane of so much.

Evan Kinney (Previous: N/A)- He's subscribed. We need you as well www.onlydads.com.

Josh Aultice (Previous: N/A)- He's not. But he doesn't need to. He's slowly powering the world with Solar. Which is great because the Clean Racing League can no longer call itself the CRL because of the racing. IRP ruined that for us for life this season. Whole league is going solar in season 22.

Rob Sherwood (Previous: N/A)- Rumor has it, Rob's lost a lot of weight thru diet and masturbating. The reduction in weight and the partnership with Josh's Solar company has helped him save a ton of fuel.

Justin Carey (Previous: N/A)- He's still rejoining the track at Iowa. To the man who helped fuck my season with a horribly placed caution at Iowa. Go fuck yourself. But seriously nice job with all the photos this season. Suspiciously none of you wrecking yourself at Iowa.

Jacob Grant (Previous: N/A)- What this league needs more of is people to step up and lead a bit. Help Chris out some. Make banners and league logos. This guy does nothing. Just a complete waste of space on and off track. I betch ya he's a pain in the ass to go to work with every day sitting on his lazy ass while you do all the work. Sorry Caleb and Chris.